Monday, 19 March 2007

Wherein I will discuss some old and some new issues

Operation Heavenly Choir is cancelled because Ayda and Weatherby are very gallable young women and think that maybe the angel is real. And this is all because the angel took Ayda flying with him and she was positively impressed. I can fly too and anyway I don't think adults should take young ladies on flight rides but Ayda doesn't have parents to tell her she is not to take candy or rides from strangers. And Weatherby is all impressed because he played his harps to her, which is not to be confused with the illness that you get for being naughty, and Weatherby was very impressed because she likes music almost more than a lot of other things that she likes a lot.
I am not convinced one bit at all and we have discriminating photographs and even if they are a bit blurry it doesn't mean that I will just give up and play imaginary tennis with older students. So even if the operation is officially off, I still think there is a conspiration and I will keep an eye on him.

But now I remember that there are more impressing matters. There is a mysterious eye infection going around. Weatherby says that before you become blind you blink a lot, and I saw a lot of women blinking yesterday and so I have every reason to believe they are soon to grow blind and there is no doubt it's an infection that some evil crook is behind.
I made Retsu cry when I told her and now she thinks she is going blind. I didn't mean to make her cry, I only meant to convince her to see a doctor before it's too late and she is completely blind. And I didn't mean to make fun of her when I told her 'Look, you should go see a doctor' and very fast I told her instead that 'Listen, you should go visit a doctor.'
I also gave her the address of Doctor Lthoth (M.D.) who comes to the school sometimes to cure us and is a very nice doctor and very smart too. He gives you a lollipop when you come to see him. Actually he doesn't really give you a lollipop but I think it's a good idea and I will tell him just that next time I catch another mysterious tropical disease and have to go to him.In fact, I think we have some green paint left so maybe I will catch the disease tomorrow and go see him.

1 comment:

Retsu said...

Ari says that isn't true, and that I won't go blind from blinking.

And Ari is usually always right.