Where Poppy will discuss fierce smugglers and secret agents

We uncovered the hideout of smugglers and deduced through mitaculous meticulous maticulous detective work that they may be using a network of ruthless chickens to transfer very suspect grain! We have to hide behind a bush and observe their hideout day AND night until we have proof. I think Ayda will help us and maybe do the night shift because we can't because of curfew. Oh and the morning shift, when we are in school. Afternoons we have other activities too so Ayda will have to spend most of the day and the night hiding behind a bush.

Ayda Hayes is ever so fortunate!
She doesn't have to go to school. Nobody forces her to attend choir, archery, badminton or even dancing classes. She has no kitchen or laundry duty and she doesn't have to share a dorm with cows like Longfellow. She also gets to hang out with really important adults like the secret agent she brought to the club yesterday. We never had a real secret agent in the club before!!
Weatherby conducted the secret spitting ceremony and Ayda and I agreed that she gets better and better at it every time. This time she was so good that I almost threw up. And I don't mean like when I do kitchen duty. I mean really really throw up. Even the secret agent looked a little pale and she is used to scariness!
After the ceremony Ayda had some secret businesses to discuss with the club and Weatherby was embarrassing because she didn't know what codenames are and we had to explain everything to her and still she didn't understand anything and asked silly questions like can we all have the same codename (of course not!). I hope the secret agent doesn't think that we are two very silly geeses because maybe next time she is on a secret mission and needs detectives she will anoint us! I hope I hope I hope that Weatherby didn't ruin our chances.
There was a second business that Ayda had to discuss but we never got around to it, what with Weatherby wasting so much of our time with her silly questions about codenames. I tied a knot around my finger so I remember to ask Ayda what was the second business but everyone knows that people die from tying knots and stopping the blood sicularity to their brains so I am under a great risk and hope I meet her soon. Weatherby says that once the blood stops reaching your brain, you have exactly 34 seconds before you become a fruit, and then 29 more seconds before you die for good.