Operation Heavenly Choir

I finally made Ayda tell me about the second business because my finger turned blue and I didn't want to become dead. Weatherby had to run errands all the time and I got very cross with her and told her that I am not going to repeat everything when she gets back. I apologised afterwards and admitted that maybe I was mean but I was also cross with Theobald because he went to hunt a vampire but not Chara vampire who is scary and unpleasant but we never ever kill her because she is nice. Another vampire. And he wouldn't let me come. So I told him I might have to take away his secret club membership and that I didn't want to come see a stupid vampire anyway, and I wasn't being childish. He was really mean.

There's an angel with no voice but Ayda thinks that maybe he's fake and I agree. We suspect that his wings are fake because real angels are not supposed to walk among us like that, and anyway if I had wings, real wings, I would flap away and fly and not walk at all.

He's defiantly a fake angel and we must expose him because you can't walk around claiming that you are something you're not, like Alice Longfellow claims she's the best archer in school when really it's not true because Weatherby is ten gazillions better and the only reason Longfellow is captain of Archery team is because she is a cow who sucks up to Miss Pangbourn. We are going to follow him all the time until we catch him do something suspicious like taking off his fake wings that Ayda thinks are maybe tied with twine. I'm pretty sure I saw twine.

And we had to decide on a codename and usually it takes us hours to come up with names because Weatherby and I can't ever agree on a good name (hamsters are cute but that doesn't mean that every codename has to evolve a hamster, Weatherby). But this time when I suggested to call it Heavenly Choir Ayda immediately agreed and Weatherby pretended not to care

I teached Ayda how to use a camera and now if we catch him taking off his wings we will take a photograph and give the film to the police because they have juristriction which we do not have. Maybe we will take two photographs and show one to a priest too because priests have juristriction over angels and all things heavenly.

We will have to find a better way to disguise ourselves because the last time we went undercover as bushes bushies bushy Weatherby's pine-cone fell and made a racket and we almost got in serious trouble (because pine-cones do not grow on bushy). We also have to recruit more girls from school because following a fake angel day and night isn't going to be an easy mission.

P.S. Longfellow told Jeff Grimsby that I want to marry Horace Fielding when I grow up. Spreading lies is punishable by revenge.