Which is where we will write about a few friends

Weatherby is a lot more shy than me and she sometimes gets all flustered. Weatherby also has a fatal condition called necrolpepsy and when she gets it she doesn't just get all flustered but she falls asleep. So I don't really know if she ever makes friends when I'm not around but if she does, she'll add their names here. I know for sure that we both do a jolly good job at making enemies alone and together and we will write about them too but not now.

First and firstly and foremost we met Theobald who likes adventures and lobsters like us (Weatherby doesn't like lobsters but she doesn't mind when I eat them as long as I don't get the food all over school vest). He's the only boy who knows the secret password to our clubhouse. I must say he took it very seriously! He did all the spinning and jumping and leaping required, while sweating rivers and rivers, and Weatherby and I tried hard not to giggle.

Then there is Ayda who is an orphan. Weatherby gets annoyed when I call her that. She says I have an over-developed sense of drama. I think being an orphan is incredible. Ayda's parents are missing. One day they just weren't there. I asked her to try and remember if anything was missing from the house like maybe an old tome of magicks or secrets. She said she wouldn't know. I revealed some basic detecting methods to her and told her to look for less dusty areas on the bookshelves. Anyway we offered Ayda our help in cracking the case of The Missing Parents of Ayda. She doesn't seem very keen so far.

When we found our abandoned church and turned it into a club, Chara the vampire helped us clean up. Chara is always trying to scare us and threatens she will bite us. She also insists that I don't smell like a vampire and I just blame it on Weatherby who forces me to shower all the time. But besides being positively unpleasant and threatening, we like Chara. She gave me alcohol once.

The other day we met a girl a little older than us. Her name is Mamimi. We talked a little while Weatherby was necrolpepsing. We promised not to tell the cops about her and Mamimi also invited us to come and smoke with her under the bridge some day. I told her about the club and she sounded really excited. I hope Weatherby would let her smoke in there. Aren't older girls awesome??